effects of saturday night’s party
1. water damage to the landlord’s antique chest
2. broken chandelier
3. erotic posters on the living room walls
4. shards glass on the floor
5. food supply depleted
6. seat coverings slashed with a sword
7. sword in the mud
8. two cars stuck in the swamp
9. sleepers on the couch, sleepers on the grass, sleepers on the beds
10. renewed belief in the capacity for love between strangers
